If I had a hammer

I was getting all hot about the mighty thighs of prehistoric Venus figurines the other day and thought it would be good to even things out by writing about Mighty Thor.  He's the chap from Asgard with the big hammer.  There is a film . . .

• Thor gets back his ‘ammer
• Branagh on The Film
• There is real life 
• Making a weighted mallet
• HDPE milkjug plastic mallet
• Musical interlude MC Hammer - U can’t touch this 
• Forging a real hammer
• More music Fifth harmony – sledgehammer (must be good 150 million PVs)